"Because God loves all of his creations, except for Feds. For they have forsaken their brothers, and shoot their dogs."

- Booglatarians 4:16 

Shipping & Returns

Returns Policy

You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, please Contact Us with your order number and details about the product you would like to return. We will respond quickly with instructions for how to return items from your order.


We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.

When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.

Note that the shipping times are estimated based on product availability and production capacity of the vendor. And some items take longer to ship. If you want us to provide faster shipping services, please tell everyone you know about www.godhatesfeds.com and have them order. This would allow us to order in bulk and ship from inventory already produced. But you won't, because you secretly love the Feds. 

Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. Once again from the vendor, if you want better shipping rates, see the previous paragraph. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound. I don't know why you are reading this page, just order the merch and tell everyone about it and listen to the Good Morning Liberty podcast.